Some things are just too over the top even for Mammal (crazy as it sounds). With the release of first issue I thought it would be interesting to show one of the pages that didn’t make it into the final cut. After much debating and many copy revisions, it was collectively decided that a [...]

OUR PRIME SUGGESTION:
GIVE IT TO YOUR SWORN ENEMY AND BACK UP.
Military training guides often have excellent sections detailing several proven (but not fail-safe) methods of “demining” such as utilizing tunnel rats, bees, bomb detectors, blunt shovels and prayer. An equal yet rarely implemented method of demining that we suggest is to throw your sworn [...]

Do not eat in the presence of sentient simians. This salty celebrity meat treat is a rare delicacy saved for the staunchest patriots and those select few who can be called “real men”. When attempting to eat this delicious thespian flesh take care not to mention communism or abortion as this may cause shot-gun blasts [...]

Firstly, aiming yourself at a large body of water is just as potentially lethal as aiming yourself at a brick wall; it’s best to just cover a full square mile in pillows and cushions. Secondly, use only rubber goggles, the plastic ones can shatter and blind you if you land on your face. Lastly, (and [...]